Письмо счастья

Знаете ли вы, где рождаются по-настоящему красивые и романтичные истории? Ответ: в Африке).

Как – то с месяц назад мне на почту пришло уведомление с сайта Гринпис, на котором я зарегистрировалась. О том, что в мессенджер на сайте мне пришло сообщение.

Открыв мессенджер я обнаружила сообщение от некой Сидни Дэвис, в котором она простила написать ей на почтовый адрес, указанный в сообщении. 

Буквально дня три назад очищая почту от лишних писем, я вновь натыкаюсь на уведомлении с сайта Гринпис. А почему бы и нет?)  Я пишу на почту Сидни Дэвис: «Hi Sidney!»

На что как ни странно мне приходит достаточно развернутое письмо: 

«Hello, Dear!

I wanna Thank you for your kind response and as the fact may be, I am
very happy, I really want to establish a true relationship that may
lead into marriage or a business partner or something else.

Meanwhile, I wanna use this opportunity to tell you about myself... My
name is  Capt. Sidney E Davis , I am US Army Special force team, I
Graduated from Parkrose Senior High School, Portland Oregon and also
attended the United States Air Force Academy in Colorado. Presently
now in Syria for peacekeeping, as the result of my
profession in serving the world and the united nation. I'm 31 years
old, single and never married before, I have attached to you my
photos.

More about me, I like table tennis, horse riding, going to cinema,
jogging and golf as favorite sport, listen to rock music, very
romantic and honest, hates lies, I think I am sensitive and kind to
people, my friends and Mate always says that I am good in protecting
people, I live to be spontaneous and I am usually good in trying my
best in any position I found myself, I am hard working to my job and
always enjoy it, no matter it doesn't give me so much time, I have
peace in my heart and always dream for God to give me the sweetest man
in the whole universe, fun to be with, meaning, I am single but intend
to get one man by my side to settle down with.

Here in Al-Tanf (U.S. military base), we are not allow to make use of
mobile phone, we only make use of radio message and email
communication, so please let us continue communicating through This
Medium (email) for the mean time.

I really want to establish friendship and business partnership that
may lead to long term relationship or something in future... Well, how
is life generally with you over there ?

Hug and kiss

Capt. Davis E. Sidney

Для тех, кто не владеет английским. Вкратце: Я капитан Сидни Дэвис, сейчас нахожусь в Сирии на спец задании, мне нравиться настольный теннис и верховая езда. Мне 31 год, ранее никогда замужем не была. Надеюсь на совместную жизнь с тобой. Как только я оставлю службу, я приеду к тебе в твою страну и будем мы там жить поживать.

Конечно, от такого письма мое сердце забилось. Любовь наполнила мое нутро. Ведь неизвестная женщина) капитан, находящаяся на службе в НАТО мечтает жить со мной в Росси в эпоху этой гребанной пандемии). И даже не спрашивает меня о том – с кем и в каких условиях я живу, Благо я живу с кошкой и могу принять на пмж отставного капитана американской армии.

Следующим днем мне приходит другое письмо: 

Hi Dear,

Thanks for your Email, Well I am in U.S Special Force Team military base
camp. The US Military Base which located at north of the Euphrates River,
three miles from the town of Rawah, along a major route that connects the
Syrian border to roads leading north toward Mosul and east to Baghdad.

I wanna let you that we are being attacked by insurgents everyday here in
Syria. On May 09, 2019. during our rescue mission assignment for a
Jordanian Pilot (hostage) at ISIS Oil Facility, there was a particularly
brutal firefight in Raqqa, ISIS’s capital in Syria, after defeating them,
we came across a safe boxes that contain huge amount of money that belongs
to the sponsors and supporter of ISIS, which we believe that the money was
meant for buying of weapons and ammunition's, so we agreed by 5 Army
officer on that rescue mission that the money will be enclosed and be
shared among all of us.

After we shared the money, I got a share of $6,700,000 (six Million, Seven
Hundred Thousand United States Dollars),

US Government has ordered relocation of my team to another US military base
located at boarder in between Jordan and Syria, after ISIS launches attack
at Ein al-Asad Us military base Iraq, so I need your assistance to evacuate
my share of the money out of this country (Syria) to your own country.
before senior Army officials will
discover it. Please I need your help, please it's very urgent.

It's clear to me that you might be scared of this proposal, but I want to
let you know that I have made solid arrangements with a Security Cargo
Company that specialize on diplomatic delivery and they have promised to
deliver the fund through diplomatic method to any of my choosing country.

This delivery is going to be handle legally by the Security Cargo Company
and there will be no form of risk in the process and the money will be
sealed and pack safely as a diplomatic cargo, and it will be deliver to you
in your country by a Diplomat. I have decide to compensate you with 30% of
the total money once after the money is
delivered to you, while the rest balance shall be my investment capital in
your country wish you will assist me.

Please, I need your assurance that if this money is delivered to you, that
you are going to be trustworthy to keep the money safe till I arrive to
your country to meet with you, then we will plan on how to live our life
and investment with money.

One passionate appeal I will make to you is not to discuss this matter to a
third party, if you do not want to assist to this business please delete
this letter from your email box to avoid any leakage of this information
and it will be dangerous to me based on my position here.

Note; I do not know how long we going to remain here and my fate since I
have survived two bomb attack here, which prompted me to search out for a
reliable and trust worthy person to help me receive and invest the Fund,
because I will be coming over to your home country to invest and start a
new life as a retired Captain soldier.

I hope my explanation is very clear? but if you need further clarification
just let me know and I will explain further, I want to let you know that
here in the military camp we are not allow to make use of mobile phone, we
only make use of radio message and email communication, so please let us
continue communicating through email for the mean time.

Conclusively, I wish you could send me a reply immediately in regards to
this proposal, your urgent reply will be highly appreciated before we
relocated.

I'm sending you a copy of my identity card for you to trust me..

I Wait to receive your acceptable reply as soon as you read this letter.

Kiss,

Capt. Davis E. Sidney

А вот тут мое сердце забилось с новой силой. 8 миллионов долларов, которые моя ненаглядная отвоевала у ИГИЛ и с радостью передаст мне курьером, дипломатической почтой в закрытую на карантин страну).

Но мне же нужно больше знать о своей избраннице. Так как к первому письмо были приложены фото, мне ничего не стоит совершить по ним поиск. И что же я нахожу! Десятки фото Сидни на форуме для бодибилдеров. Там и фото из армии и фото из спортзала. И о что же это? Моя любовь поедает бургеры, чмокается и обнимается с рослым качком. «It is your boyfriend Sidney?».Мое сердце наполнилось гневом. Ревность затмила мой разум. И я отправила всю нашу переписку на почтовый адрес армии США занимающейся подобным видом мошенничества. 

К сожалению, подобное мошенничество встречается достаточно часто и даже имеет название «Нигерийское письмо». Потому, что берет свои истоки именно в Африке. И пишет зачастую тебе какой – ни будь мумбай. А истории доходят в своих красках до великого абсурда. Вплоть до брата, которого забыли в космосе. И для спасения, которого требуется ваше пожертвование.

Как - ни странно, но недавно эта история получила продолжение. 22 июля 2020 мне вновь пришло письмо от Сидни: 

Hi Dear,

I am happy to inform you about my success in getting the fund transferred

under the cooperation of a new partner from Canada. Presently I'm in London

England for investment projects with my own share of the total sum of the

money. Meanwhile, I didn't forget your past efforts and attempts to assist

me in transferring those funds despite that it failed us somehow. Now

contact secretary John Philip, his email address is

Email: Jp924867@gmail.com

Telephone: +228 980 783 84

Ask him to send you a credit card worth $400.000.00 which I prepared and

kept for your compensation for all the past efforts and attempts to assist

me in this project.

I appreciated your efforts at that time very much, so feel free and get in

touch with secretary John Philip and instruct him where to send the credit

card to you... Please do let me know immediately you receive it so that we

can share the joy after all the suffering at that time.

At the moment, I am very busy here because of the investment Projects

which I have at hand with my new partner.

Remember that I instruction to the secretary on your behalf to receive

that credit card and it is cash able to any bank in your

country, so feel free to get in touch with secretary John Philip and

he will send the ATM visa card to you without any delay.

With best regards,

Capt. Davis E. Sidney

Серьезно? Нынче так деньги переводят? Присылают кредитки письмами? ))))))