Просто забавная песня

По изначальной задумке это должна была быть песня по "Граням чести", но получилось слишком много чужеродных элементов. Но все равно получилось забавно. 

Страшная месть

You ruined my sleep
My peace
My weekends with the guys
You shattered my pride
My plans
My perfectly scheduled life
You turned my calm little kingdom
Into drama and slammed doors
Every time you said “we need to talk”
I heard distant war

This is my terrible vengeance
You’re gonna pay for what you’ve done
For every tear
Every tantrum
Every argument I never won
I’ll chain you to this chaos
Till we’re wrinkled
Old
And grey
My terrible vengeance is coming
You won’t escape today (oh no)

You stole my hoodie
My playlist
My side of the bed
You laughed at my cooking
My jokes
The weird things I said
You made my heart crash and reboot
Every time you walked by
You’re the reason I’m grinning like an idiot
When I meant to stay dignified

This is my terrible vengeance
You’re gonna pay for what you’ve done
For every fight
Every silence
Every time I thought we were done
I’ll bind you to this madness
Till we’re wrinkled
Old
And grey
My terrible vengeance is coming
You won’t escape today

You think I’m kidding
You think I’m cruel
You think I’m plotting something
Beautifully cruel (yeah)
So here’s the curse
The final blow
I’m down on one knee
And I’m letting you know…

This is my terrible vengeance
For every scar you carved in me
Spend all your mornings and your midnights
Stuck in this love you helped create
Wear this ring like a life sentence
Till we’re wrinkled
Old
And free
My terrible vengeance is simple:
Marry me
Marry me
Marry me (hey!)

Yeah
My terrible vengeance
Turned out soft as it could be
You ruined my life so perfectly
Now ruin the rest
With me