Сесквипедалии и просто забавно

Смешнявое

Как вариант

Your lack of cranial development and intellectual advancement is detrimental. I entreat you collectively to vacate with all alacrity.

и до кучи 

You have the audacity to doubt my veracity? Or to insinuate that I would prevaricate? That’s ludicrous, I would never try to bamboozle you.

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