Star fox vs Warhammer 40,000 crossover (Parody) English

A ominous silence reigned over the filthy, almost uninhabitable planet of Venom, broken only occasionally by the noise of the combat robots belonging to the army of dictator Andross. No one could have imagined that on this day, something far more terrifying than Andross himself could happen on the planet. And yet, it did.

Suddenly, a warp storm erupted across the planet's surface. Purple lightning struck the muddy ground like arrows, each strike accompanied by a massive explosion. When the storm subsided, something incredible happened. An entire Waaagh! of orks materialized on the filthy ground, with a massive warboss standing ahead of them all.

"What da zog was dat flash?!" the warboss asked angrily, looking around.

He turned back to the rest of the orks.

"Who clocked Weirdboy on da noggin?!!!" the warboss yelled furiously at his subordinates.

The orks backed away in fear, but one of them noticed something interesting behind the warboss's back.

"Boss, look!" he exclaimed, pointing his finger.

The orkish warboss turned around and noticed track-wheeled combat robots with cannons and missiles rolling towards them on the ground, while fighters were closing in from afar in the sky behind them.

His mood changed instantly.

"Anyway, I don't know what kind of dump dis is, even if it smells like home," he muttered thoughtfully. "But here..."

"Dere's plenty of gitz to krump!!!" another ork added joyfully.

"Look at all dem metal bits dat want us to scrap 'em!" one of the orks shouted with a grin.

"We must've fought real good if Gork an' Mork threw us into dis place!" another ork shouted happily.

The robots and fighters were getting closer and closer, and the orks couldn't stay indifferent to this.

"Alright, lads, let's get to work! Da enemy ain't gonna krump himself!" the warboss said with a cold smirk.

The orks immediately opened fire on the robots from their shootas, the planet's surface lighting up from their screams:

"WAAAGH!"

Andross's fighters and combat robots were instantly turned into Swiss cheese by the massive dakka of the orks. Andross's army began deploying into battle formation, but there was no stopping the orks now.

One big ork took several Venom infantrymen captive:

"Waaagh! In da name of Gork an' Mork, now we got many of prisoners!"

"Are you joking?" one of the soldiers asked in confusion. "There's only four of us here!" "Shut yer trap, I'm da smartest one here!" the ork angrily cut him off. "First comes one, den comes two, and den comes many! An' when it's many, dat means: WAAAGH!"

Meanwhile, Andrew Oikonny, the nephew of dictator Andross, was sleeping peacefully on a couch in his small house, paying no attention to the screams and explosions outside, until an ork busted into his dwelling, smashing a hole through the wall.

"SMASH! BASH! KRUMP!" the ork roared, making the sleeping Andrew jump from the couch straight to the ceiling.

Two orks burst into the bedroom, and one of them started jumping joyfully on the bed.

"Look, Girgaz, dis fing bounces me up, almost like a humie durin' a good krumping!" he said happily.

The second ork, being very envious, immediately kicked his colleague off the bed.

"Get outta da way, let me show ya how to smash furniture properly!" he said, climbing up, and then started jumping on the bed himself.

Another ork entered the bedroom, a much larger one:

"Move aside, puny gitz! Let me show ya how to wreck stuff!"

The larger ork climbed onto the bed, but after his second jump, the bedroom floor couldn't take it, and the bed crashed down into the basement with a loud splintering sound, taking the jumping ork with it.

"Ow, me noggin!" he groaned loudly from below.

Andrew Oikonny rushed into the bedroom.

"What are you doing in my house?! How did you get in here?!" he screamed, shaking his fist furiously. "Don't you dare wreck my furniture! I am Andrew Oikonny, nephew of Andross himself, I will destroy you all, I..."

The two orks stared at him in silence, when suddenly one of them smiled.

"Did ya hear dat, Girgaz?! He's threatenin' us!" he said joyfully, pointing a finger at Oikonny. "He wants to fight! He wants a proper krumping!!!"

"He's our kind of lad for sure!" his colleague replied with a grin, before swinging and clocking Oikonny on the head with such force that Andrew flew into the air and smashed through the ceiling with his head.

The orks burst into the robot production factory. They started smashing everything in sight, thoroughly enjoying themselves, when suddenly two orks noticed a control panel with a big red button right in the middle. They stared at it with a spellbound gaze.

They were just about to press it when a huge screen in the center of the workshop lit up with the image of Andross himself.

"Listen here, you lower lifeforms, don't you dare press that red button on the control panel!" Andross bellowed. "That initiates the nuclear reactor's self-destruction! If you press it, half the planet will blow up!"

All the orks in the workshop turned their eyes toward the big red button.

"Is dat a button for a big dakka?!" one of them uttered joyfully.

"What 'dakka', you idiot?!" Andross snapped in outrage. "Don't you dare press that button, or half the planet will perish!!!"

The warboss entered the workshop.

"What da zog are ya all standin' around for?!" he asked angrily.

"Boss, dat monkey noggin on da wall told us not to press dat red button for a big dakka," his subordinate reported.

"A monkey noggin on da wall told us: not to press da button for a big dakka?" the warboss repeated thoughtfully.

"Dat means we gotta press it!!!" he shouted joyfully, slamming the red button on the control panel.

"NOOOOO!" Andross screamed in horror, but there was little that could change now.

A massive explosion roared, and a giant nuclear mushroom cloud rose over half of the planet Venom.

"Oooh, now dat was right proper powerful!" one ork uttered longingly, looking at the blast.

The End!